the drunken cowboy

Thanks, Mom, for sending me this laugh of the day. An apparent Drunken Cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in a posh Amarillo Theater. When the Usher came by and noticed him, he whispered to the Cowboy, “Sorry, Sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The Cowboy just groaned but didn’t even budge. The Usher became more…