The Cast:  Me (mom), Andy (dad), Hawk (4), Braxton (7), Kylie (12)

Sitting at dinner, Hawk, our 4 year old, was doing something that Andy told him not to.  So he ducks under the table and proceeds to do it again.  What this something was, I don’t know.  And you know, I may even have this whole part wrong.. but it’s not what matters!

The conversation goes a little something like this:


Andy:  Hawk, don’t do that.

Hawk:  Hey, how’d you know?

Andy:  I told you, I can see through things.

Hawk:  No you can’t, only Braxton can see through thangs.  You can’t do it.  Only Braxton has those powers.

Me:  Well, how do you think HE (Braxton) got them?

Hawk: From Kylie’s room.  She had them in there, and he just went in and got them.

At this point, I’m thinking we’re talking about two totally different things.  I was a bit thrown off.  Obviously, I’ve lost my powers.

Me:  He went in Kylie’s room and got what?

Hawk:  The powers.  They were in there, and he just went in there and taked them.

And that’s the story of how my kid got his super powers.

Next quest: We are on a mission to find out how my other kid acquired HER said super powers.