As most of your kiddos probably do, my kids really do come up with the craziest conversations!  I have said, for years now, that I should just write a book, but instead of adding another iron to my ever-growing fire, I’ll just start posting them here!

This was a conversation overheard between Hawk (3) and Kylie (11).

Hawk, staggering like a drunk person into the kitchen opens the fridge and starts in, “Where’s my beard?”

Kylie replies, “we don’t drink beer, Hawk.”

“But dad does,” Hawk says.

“No, he doesn’t,” Kylie comes back.

“Does Papa?” asks Hawk.

“No, we don’t drink beer,” Kylie insists.

“Maybe dad doesn’t, only cowboys drink beard,” Hawk stands.

After talking about this, Kylie and I have no idea where he got this.  We’re not a beer drinking family, and we VERY RARELY have any alcohol in the house unless we just have a wild hair which isn’t often.  Basically, if we do, Kylie tattles to the powers that she thinks be.

Who did it?

Another little short, that I’m glad I snapped a pic of before I removing the evidence from his face.

This morning, Hawk appeared to me with a very bright pink chin.  It came from a stamp roller of Kylie’s.  When I asked him about his chin, he immediately says “Kylie did it!”

I left it on his chin.  Later, he comes around again, and I asked him what happened to his chin.  He once again says, “Kylie did it!”

About that time, Kylie comes walking around the corner, and I asked her (just picking with Hawk), “Hey Kylie, did you do that to Hawk’s chin?”

Kylie plays along and says, “No way!”

I look back at Hawk.  By this time, he’s just a giggling and grinning from eat to ear, pink chin and all, and I said, “Well, Kylie said she didn’t do it!  How did that get on your chin?”

He straightens up and looks at me with the most serious face and says, “Braxton?”