Braxton:  How about when we have our next baby boy, we name him Martin.

Me:  Martin?

Braxton:  Yes, like the King.  The Junior one.  We learned about him at school yesterday.

Me:  What can you tell me about him?

Braxton:  He was famous.  He played baseball, and he died.

Me:  Really?  What else?

Braxton:  He had this watch, that when he holds it, he goes back to a different day.  Not like to the dinosaurs or anything, but to when he wasn’t dead. But, when the time ran out, he had to come back.

There you have it folks!  The public school system teaches about Martin Luther King, Jr., and all my son brings home from it is that he’s a time traveler!